Authentic Ron Burgundy Costume Suit

We all know you can’t send a woman in to do a man’s job. Well, at least, Ron Burgundy thinks that before he’s put sorely in his place.

Still, he may need a perfect doppelganger to take over for him at Channel 4 News on the occasional sick day or when he needs to take Baxter to the vet. So we ask: why couldn’t that person be you? You know you’ve been practicing your sign-off in the bathroom in the mirror, and (unlike Burgundy) you can process words fast enough to avoid reading just anything that gets slapped up on a teleprompter. And, by the beard of Zeus--you look just like Ron, especially when you fix yourself up in this Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit. It will make you camera ready instantaneously, which is good, because Ron is such a loose cannon, you never know when he’ll need an immediate replacement.

But honestly, we’re not even sure the viewers would notice if you took over the news for him. That’s how good this costume is. If you throw in a few off-color comments no one would even bat an eye. This 100% polyester (hello, 70s!) suit comes with a matching jacket and pants, a striped faux silk necktie, and even a wig and adhesive mustache, so you don’t even have to worry about growing your own. Clip on your press badge and rest assured that the next time the world hears, “I’m Ron Burgundy?” it won’t be because someone accidentally added a question mark next to Ron’s name; it will be because he’s seen you in this costume, and now his whole authentic sense of identity is shaken to the core. Look who’s kind of a big deal, now.