SURPRISINGLY CLEANLY KIDDOS
Among all the biggest hopes that we hear from parents are ways to help keep their kiddos a little more... managable. Occasionally, we're looking for superpowered devices that help read the tyke's minds. (We recommend avoiding those, however, as nobody really wants to dive into a kid's imagination. Way too much going on in there!) More often, the ambitions are for extended nap times and encouraging the phrase, "Why, yes, I would love more brussels sprouts!" to enter the vocabulary.
But, the chiefest desire is for those kids to get a bit more cleanly. Try as we might, that one has proven a near impossibility. Somewhere between the energy, creativity, and awkward physical development, it's just impossible to keep them from spreading filth everywhere! If only we had means to make some genetic changes. You see where this is going, don'tcha?
FUN DETAILS
Turns out that with a simple twist of a couple of those DNA tidbits and we can turn your tyke into a perfectionist of pretty. Or you can sample the behavior with this Kid's Pink Pig Costume. Everyone knows the piglets are cleaner than they seem. Well, that'll be solid truth with this polyester velour jumpsuit complete with foam hoof shoe covers and a Hook and Loop fastener-powered headpiece with soft sculpted ears and the most adorable snout you'd ever thought to see. The curly tail sewn to the back of the suit makes for the perfect completion to this exclusive piglet look.
PIGLET PERFECTION FOR YOUR FAMILY FARM
You've all heard a few terrible lies about the filthy pig and other such rubbish. But, the truth is that they're surprisingly clean and, especially in recent days, one of the most sought-after household companions! Well, time to let your kiddo prove just how cute they can be with this snuggly pink piggie get-up. We can't promise they'll eat any fewer snacks, but at least it'll be way easier to wash them up afterwards!
