Double Occupancy Bed Costume

The Single Life

Are your betrothed, dating, and married friends constantly on your back about being single? Do they flaunt their stunning wedding and vacation pictures with their significant others hoping to stir up your romantic sentiments? Are they constantly talking about how they’d wish you’d just find a nice girl and settle down?  Let’s face it, the domestic, monogamous life isn’t for all of us. Whether you’re a noted sexual lothario or prefer the solitary lifestyle, you need a way to rock your single look with flair and daring. Look no further friend, our Double Occupancy Costume is the perfect response to the pleas of your meddling friends and family, or the eternal challenge of finding the most amusing costume.

FUN Details

This hilarious polyester foam suit is designed to make you look like you’ve got a lady on your, erm, arm while you celebrate. The attached flannel blanket and foam bed make it perfectly clear what’s going on in between your sheets. The attached plush butt and blonde wig will have all of your friends convinced that your new lady friend is a real bombshell! Meanwhile, your illusion will remain upright and convincing thanks to the elastic straps, wooden dowel, and plush ball that provide support to the costume. How scandalous!

Double Trouble

If you’re looking to brag about your sexual exploits, quiet your nagging friends and family, or merely elicit a laugh, our Double Occupancy Costume is perfect for all of your Halloween adventures. Step into this comfy mock bed and let the pleasure commence!

In the case that you’re not single, you may want to avoid being caught by your significant other in this startlingly convincing costume! Just don’t let anyone pull the covers aside and maybe develop some sultry ventriloquist skills and the world need never know your secret! Protection sold separately.