THE PROS AND CONS OF BEING A WEREWOLF
Being a werewolf sounds like a fantastic time, in theory. You get to run through the woods every full moon, howling and growling in the moonlight. It sounds like a fantastic adventure. But there are some cons to this lifestyle too. We feel like we owe it to you to point them out before you commit to becoming a werewolf.
The first problem is all of the clothes you ruin! Every full moon you'll rip out of your clothes when you become a werewolf. This can really increase your clothing expenses, so you'll want to make sure you are financially stable before getting bit by a werewolf! You will also notice that you'll start to smell worse. As a werewolf, showering won't be on your list of priorities. This means that after only a couple full moons, you will start to smell like a wet dog! If either of these problems sounds like a deal breaker, we recommend you turn back now.
FUN DETAILS
This costume starts with a tattered shirt that looks like it has been completely ripped through by your wolf side. That's why you can see all of the gray faux fur poking through the holes in the shirt, and covering your arms and chest. The shoulders are also padded, giving you a bulkier, bigger appearance. The final piece of this costume is the realistic mask that you'll be wearing. It's gray, to match your shirt, and has a wolfish face posed in a nasty snarl.
WEREWOLF
Now that you've heard the pros and cons, what do you think? Are you ready to become a werewolf? Maybe, instead of getting yourself bit and making this permanent, just try out this costume instead. Buy this costume, and go run around in the woods for a while. Roll around, sniff the dirt, howl at the moon, all that good stuff. Let us know what you think of life as a werewolf!
