Busted
Well, it's been a long hard haul. This case has taken a lot out of us. We've spent hours searching for clues and piecing together timelines. We've asked and reasked witnesses and suspects. Finally, it's all come together. We can confidently say: we know who stole the last piece of cake. We're really sorry about this, but the finger is pointed at a young girl you know. You know the one we're talking about. The one that's always got a smirk on. The one who candy disappears around. That one. All the evidence points to her being the culprit.
Which really only leaves one option. That's right: Cake Jail. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Mostly the prisoners need to make cakes for everyone else while never getting to taste it themselves. We know. So brutal. But it must be done if these young sugar snatchers are ever to learn a thing about snitching. So trust us: it's for their own good.
Fun Details
And if your young friend is on their way to Cake Jail, well then they'll need their stripes. Our Girl's Prisoner Costume is pretty typical for that. It's a 100 percent polyester outfit. The black-and-white striped shirt is a pull-over and ties at the back of the neck, while the striped pants have an elastic waistband. A prisoner number patch is sewn to the front of the shirt and the whole ensemble comes with a striped prisoner cap for good measure. We know, it looks pretty bad now, but sending your loved one to Cake Jail is the best thing you can do for them.
Did the Crime? Do the Time
Cake jail is a good option because the reform rate there is really quite high. After a few days in the block, staring at delectable cakes but never being able to eat them, your little confectionist criminal will be asking politely for cake in no-time.
