Skull with Movable Jaw

Let's Have a Chat

Greetings, human - wait, don't start screaming! I was once just like you: alive and enjoying my ability to tell stories, talk to friends, and stuff my mouth full of delicious spinach and artichoke dip at parties like this one. Then I died, became a Halloween decoration and realized that I still wanted to chat, but people were too afraid to join me in conversation. Maybe it's because they feared a talking skull, or maybe my murderous reputation stuck with me after death. I guess I'll never know. Why are you backing away?