Blade of the Damned Toy Dagger

A Job to Do

Hey, when you have to get a task done, insufficient tools just aren’t going to cut it. And the same goes for demon hunting. You can’t just bring down a major demon with any old pea shooter and a flask of holy water. No way, you need some heavy weapons. Well, this Blade of the Damned Dagger is certainly one of the most important tools in your demon fighting arsenal.

With this supernatural weapon by your side, you’ll be able to bring down all manner of higher evil, alpha beasts, and overpowered proto-humans. Why? Because this blade is damned, and rare, and designed specifically for this purpose, of course!

Fun Details

Now, don’t ask so many questions and just take the weapon! It’s approximately 16” long, and flexibly constructed. Skulls and screaming faces (of those whose essence it has stolen) are detailed all along the side, and a totally wicked kind of paint job ensures that it is feared by all—as it should be.

A Great Responsibility

Now just make sure you don’t wield it with anything less than the utmost respect. This is a powerful object, and won’t take kindly to whimsy. So be responsible and brave with it, otherwise, risk its wrath!